In case you’ve had your head buried in the sand, you’ll know it’s Valentines day on Tuesday.
This blog post is about the sexiest gift you can give to your partner. And no, I’m not talking about spending money on highly unconventional and uncomfortable crotchless knickers that’ll be thrown at the back of your knicker drawer on February 15th. Nor am I going to tell you what lip gloss plumps up your lips – or what perfume will make your partner aroused. Snore.
What I will share with you is possibly the sexiest, most flirtatious move. It’s free, incredibly titillating, ridiculously easy to do and giving me butterflies just thinking about it!
This is as effective as Joey Tribbiani’s ‘How You Doin?’ from Friends. Do this move and make your partner realise you still fancy them, even if you’re still sporting your apron and slippers.
I understand you may not be feeling your sexiest on Valentines Day – it’s on a Tuesday during half term FFS!
I doubt I’ll want to drape myself across our marital bed with rose petals placed in strategic places. However, I do want my husband to know I still fancy him – because I do! So behold – the sexiest, most flirtatious move is about to be revealed!!
It’s called ‘The Triangle Teaser’ and here’s how it works –
1. Sit or stand opposite your partner – a good distance is as if you were sitting down over dinner.
2. Look into your partners eyes – with a small amourous grin.
3. This is the important bit – Look at your partners right eye, then look at the left eye, then look at the mouth – and hold the look on the mouth for 2/3 seconds.
The entire move should take 5 seconds.
Ladies, trust me when I say – do this move with a flirtatious demeanour and watch your partner get all hot under the collar.
A priceless Valentines gift – literally!
Please let me know what you think of The Triangle Teaser’. Have a wonderful night!
p.s wear a condom.